| Title | : | I only ordered a double | | Rating | : | 3.21 | |I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | I think I'll try a nicer approach | | Rating | : | 3.14 | |Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnig . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Someone stole things from me | | Rating | : | 2.5 | |A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, the r . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Who keeps saying those things? | | Rating | : | 3.4 | |A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As he began to drink his beer, he heard a voice say seductively "You've got great hair!" . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | A drunk orders himself a beer | | Rating | : | 2.90 | |A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, ask . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | There is a monkey in the bar | | Rating | : | 3.15 | |A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | I'm trying to prove a point | | Rating | : | 3.07 | |A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glasses, filling . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | The Beer Prayer | | Rating | : | 3 | |Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive . . . . . read more
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