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Total 80 Jokes in category Aviation Jokes

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Title: The plane is crashing into the ocean
Rating: 2.5
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "Ladies and gentlemen, please fasten your s . . . . . read more


Title: Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
Rating: 1.5
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind you that your seat cushions can be used . . . . . read more


Title: The loss of engines
Rating: 3
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain announced "One of the engines has failed and . . . . . read more


Title: Half off these tickets
Rating: 3
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business trips. Expecting valuable testimonials, . . . . . read more


Title: The world's smartest man?
Rating: 2
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.Su . . . . . read more


Title: Real flight announcements
Rating: 1.5
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertainin . . . . . read more


Title: Airlines running operating systems
Rating: 2
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating systems running them.DOS: Everybody pushes it till . . . . . read more


Title: The whole world could be happy
Rating: 4
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share . . . . . read more


Title: Story of my friend
Rating: 3
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said "Hi Jack."He shot me. . . . . . read more


Title: International airline
Rating: 2.8
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In . . . . . read more


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