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Title: ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
Rating: 2.8
"ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY"So what ? Who's in a hurry ? . . . . . read more


Title: A somewhat drunk man feels a...
Rating: 3
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says,"Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and say . . . . . read more


Title: A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way...
Rating: 3.12
A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didn'tyou see the arrow, buddy? . . . . . read more


Title: How can you tell?
Rating: 2.11
"Old Jethro's next door's a-makin' moonshine again." the wife told her husband."How can you tell ?" he asked. "Did you smell it ?""Nope. But . . . . . read more


Title: Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop...
Rating: 2.54
Little old Mr. Ravelli is on his front stoop, barbequeing a chicken on a manual rotisserie. A drunk comes walking along and says, "Hey, . . . . . read more


Title: Warning labels
Rating: 3.16
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter . . . . . read more


Title: A rather novel way to...
Rating: 2.66
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still parked out the front. He goes round the back of the pub . . . . . read more


Title: The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test...
Rating: 2.45
The modest man is in the hospital for a series of test. One of the lasttest has left his system upset. Upon making several false alarms to . . . . . read more


Title: A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested...
Rating: 2.57
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came along. Pizza thought:"Ok.I'll let him pass, there's no hurry. . . . . . read more


Title: One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub...
Rating: 3.25
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly the pub door swings open and in walks a Humbug.“Fuck me” shouts Polo, . . . . . read more


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