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Total 78 Jokes in category Doctor Jokes

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Title: I have bad and very bad news
Rating: 3.33
|Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.Doctor: The lab called with you . . . . . read more


Title: Did you take the patient's temperature?
Rating: 2.66
|Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing? . . . . . read more


Title: We need to help these people
Rating: 2.75
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We need to get these people to a hospital now!Nurse: What is it?Doctor . . . . . read more


Title: I've got good and bad
Rating: 2.2
|I've got good and badThis old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, . . . . . read more


Title: Did you ever have this before?
Rating: 3.4
|Doctor: Have you ever had this before?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, you've got it again! . . . . . read more


Title: My son swallowed the can opener
Rating: 1.33
|Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My son, John, swallowed the can opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be alright.Mrs. Smith: But how do I open the . . . . . read more


Title: The bad and the worse news
Rating: 3.2
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.Doctor: Well, I have some ba . . . . . read more


Title: Do you have a solution?
Rating: 4
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?Dentist: Wear a brown tie! . . . . . read more


Title: I'm gaining weight doctor
Rating: 2.2
|Trish: My stomach is getting awfully big, doctor.Doctor: You should diet.Trish: Really? What color? . . . . . read more


Title: I think I need a pair of glasses
Rating: 3.2
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank. . . . . . read more


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