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Title: What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?
Rating: 2.27
What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!! . . . . . read more


Title: I think Rover is getting a bit old...
Rating: 2.37
"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.""Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll getthe shovel . . . . . read more


Title: A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...
Rating: 2.66
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil drippin . . . . . read more


Title: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?
Rating: 2.5
Here's a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole. . . . . . read more


Title: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Rating: 3
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there. . . . . . read more


Title: Some cows view each day as the last roundup...
Rating: 2.42
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new . . . . . read more


Title: Persistency Act
Rating: 3.42
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on t . . . . . read more


Title: At an auction
Rating: 2.2
During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, "I'm paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope he t . . . . . read more


Title: A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...
Rating: 3
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he's there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops . . . . . read more


Title: Stuttering animal
Rating: 3.8
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no oth . . . . . read more


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