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Total 167 Jokes in category Children

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Title: Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
Rating: 3
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. "Mommy," she said, "I'd like you to answer one question." "Very good," replied her mother, "I wa . . . . . read more


Title: A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
Rating: 1
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?""No. You h . . . . . read more


Title: A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
Rating: 1
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, "What's theproblem, Carol? I hope it's not homework again.""Well, uh, yes, it is." r . . . . . read more


Title: Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
Rating: 3
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "The stork brought you to us." "Oh," said Little Jo . . . . . read more


Title: Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
Rating: 1.5
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. . . . . . read more


Title: Following the sign
Rating: 2.66
Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "T . . . . . read more


Title: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Rating: 1
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early. . . . . . read more


Title: Who discovered North America?
Rating: 1.5
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? . . . . . read more


Title: First grade romance
Rating: 3
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. "How did that happen?" gasped her mother."It . . . . . read more


Title: A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
Rating: 3
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mot . . . . . read more


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