| Title | : | A burglar is in big trouble | | Rating | : | 3.23 | |A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | The preacher buys a parrot | | Rating | : | 2.66 | |A preacher is buying a parrot."Are you sure it doesn't scream, yell, or swear?" asked the preacher."Oh absolutely. It's a religious parrot, . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | The cat's chalkboard assignments | | Rating | : | 2.83 | |In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of items that the cat may write on a chalkboard. A. Fill in the blanks1. [xx . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Animals Q & A | | Rating | : | 2.72 | |Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use. He can't eat it either.Q: Which side of a chicken has the most . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Vampire Bat | | Rating | : | 3 | A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty so . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | A blind man in a store | | Rating | : | 3.2 | A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. Th . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Cross-Eyed Dog | | Rating | : | 2.66 | A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, "My dogs cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for it?"
"Well," said the vet "let' . . . . . read more
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| Title | : | Camel Questions | | Rating | : | 2.66 | The little camel went to his mother and asked, "Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?"
She looked on him lovingly and replied, "You . . . . . read more
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